Barnes and Noble, New Haven...

A spotlight beamed for miles above the skies of New Haven and the surrounding towns. At midnight, the doors opened and hundreds of people entered to purchase their copies of the newest Harry Potter book, the name of which is unknown.

"How exciting is it really when this many fully grown adults line up to buy a book that is primarily designed to be read by children?"

"I'm not concerned at all. I'm sure it's a great book."