Creepy!
Secret societies start tapping
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Much to the weirdness of New Haven, Yale University's secret societies have resumed their initiation procedures. In this year's events, the president arrived in New Haven for "medical reasons" (closing off part of a highway). Several hooded cloaked people were spotted in Edgewood park late last night (April 5th) for unexplained reasons, and one loud group of initiates hurt the feelings of a local transgender spokesperson, who ran to hide in the bathroom.