Buttcracks: eXXXposed!
Sir Meriwether Franklin of Bonneville did answer to the suggestion of the freezing cold, which chafed his buttocks in a most unpleasant manner.

Similarly to innocent bystanders, the buttcrack that protruded did indeed provoke the question: can it be legal to show that much buttcrack in public?

Defenders of buttcrack rights did not comment on this particular posterior but parents of children nearby needed not keep their young ones' eyes away, because it was a sight that even they, the curious minds, would rather decline to see.