St. Patricks Day 2006 Video File

Normally, to be drunk in public on Sunday morning is commonly unacceptable.
That was not the case, this Sunday during St. Patricks Day Parade, where almost everyone was sloshed.

Policemen looked on at the crowd while people drank freely without care. it was, for the most part, an excellent parade. Depsite light rainfall, the crowd was enormous and people lined the sidewalks along Chapel Street in mass quantities.

President Bush marched in the parade in full imperial gear. Flanked by secret service (storm troops) people waved but weren't really sure why. Not in favor of one galactic empire, most residents of the galaxy only wave in fear of Darth Vadar.
Upon the rooftop of the Arts and Architecture building, the view was one of awe as spectators and marchers did festivitate the sidewalks with their presence. It gave the impression that anything can happen if people are there, which is the anticedent principle of "when a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to hear it..." In this case, when people walk down the street, it's a really big deal only if in the case there are many people to see it.

But overall, the atmosphere was one of revelry, mostly in the admonition of the abominable season of Winter, which according to imaginary polls, 996% of the imaginary people interviewed thought to themselves, "I'm tired of winter." Eighty five percent of real people liked the horses, and the fifteen percent that didn't?

5% Afraid of horses
5% Prefer unicorns
2% Claim to have seen a pegaunicornasaurus

Everyone was there. It was awesome.