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James Conrad
Still Seriously Weird
Not in a menacing sense, but in the sense that makes you question his motives, James Conrad, local poet, did brandish one machete upon local Town Of New Haven reporter upon questioning him the nature of his poetry, also not menacing, but in a manner which deserved questioning.

James then laughed and assured this reporter that he was 'just kidding' and that machetes are not for slicing people's throats, but for performing practical jokes, which rhymes and is precisely the type of thing that you'd expect from James Conrad. His website is James-Conrad.Com