Secret Agent

Organized Crime
Local man claims connections

A man who repeatedly asks people if they are either (a) in the Chinese mafia or (b) Bruce Lee in disguise has disclosed personally classified information about the presence of organized crime gangs in movies.

He claimed that he had a connection to the very gang that brought Steven Segal into great danger in a movie that I can't recall the title of, but in which Segal played a chef with an extreme knowledge of Kung Fu.


Hi Sir. Hello Sir. Hi sir. Hello Sir.

Revealing himself as Chuck Norris in disguise, he asked me if i was Bruce Lee in disguise, which i declined

He then pulled his ears out to the side and said, very matter-of-factly, "I look like a monkey."

 

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