Complete Story.

My real name is Aristotle. I am a spaceman from another planet.
I was wandering the galaxy, in search of planets to tag.

I find entertainment in leaving behind tell-tale traces of
intelligent life on other planets that are uninhabited.

Your civilzation would call this practice "graffiti."

In my wanderings, I happened to come across a signal from a radio station named "SETI."
This was a pretty good station. It made me want to trace back the signal to the source.

My ship navigates with sound equipment. For example, as I am traveling through space, if my vessel gets too close to a hot object, a warm humming sound emerges from my speakers. I turn down the volume of that humming sound, and my ship consequently navigates around the hot object (usually a comet or small star). Needless to say, I was entirely blindsided when I ran into the SETI Signal.

It threw me off guard. I had no way to navigate while I was listening to it.
So I crash landed on Earth, and now I am stuck here, with only my wrecked ship to call home.

I have been trying to repair the ship, over time.
This has been a long and arduous process.

In the course of this transition, however, I have found Earth people to be a very strange type of folk.
They are both creative and destructive. I am only creative, so I have half of human tendencies.

Over time, though I have grown to like it here. Now I am coming to realize that Earth needs me.
I have decided to stick around, to produce music for this planet to hear.
I hope that my sounds will enlighten Earth creatures, and make this world a better place.

Please help me fix the ship so I can tour.

There are 232,000,000 Paypal Accounts on Earth, according to your Internet.
If I can reach 12,000 subscribers this year, I will be able to fix my ship and travel.

If my spaceship is repaired, I will be able to make better music, and inspire more people.
I want people to think creatively, and be free from the restraints of conventional thinking.
I want people to be skillful, and have the ability to shape the world around them with their hands.

And I hope, above all, that Earth creatures someday learn that there are more similarities than differences.
-Aristotle