Dangerous Guy Walks
Around
in downtown New Haven
by Old Man McPherson
A dangerous looking man, with a sinister
looking hat, was walking around the other day. I saw 'em.
He had spiky bracelets on. That surely
means that he was looking for trouble. I was sitting outside of Koffee
Too, eating a muffin. And then he came walking down the street. And
I thought, this man is trouble. And there's tax on a muffin.
So if you see this guy walking around,
don't be fooled by his teeshirt because maybe it's just a trick!