Dangerous Guy Walks Around
in downtown New Haven
by Old Man McPherson

A dangerous looking man, with a sinister looking hat, was walking around the other day. I saw 'em.

He had spiky bracelets on. That surely means that he was looking for trouble. I was sitting outside of Koffee Too, eating a muffin. And then he came walking down the street. And I thought, this man is trouble. And there's tax on a muffin.

So if you see this guy walking around, don't be fooled by his teeshirt because maybe it's just a trick!