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Sleeping at Coffeeshops:
"It's the 'in' thing," says Skim Milk.

Passing out at a coffeeshop is easy. You just let the quietly playing Barry Manilow / Barry White music slowly drift you away to another dimension called sleep.

 

Dismayed at how genuinely boring the news is, the R&B singer "Skim Milk" took to the activity of napping comfortably on the coffeeshop couch the other evening.