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Recent Reports

Urban Outfitters Versus Shoplifters:
"We win," says manager, Judd, who swears by his handlebar mustache that anyone attempting to steal from his store will be deftly appropriated.

A polaroid photo is taken of shoplifters, added to a "wall of shame" and it's highly recommended that you not even try.

Judd's other plans are to encourage the use of the "Rasta Tap," a form of greeting involving a light tapping of one's fist to another. His hopes are to popularize this until the point where it becomes the preferred form of greeting amongst the regulars and guests of the Broadway area.