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Aphex Twin : must destroy! the great computer geek speaks beats and spits them out of customized software. word.

Beth Orton : calling angels down to earth because she believes we need them. who needs a reason?

Beck: because he's literally a child of the velvet underground. that's why.

Bjork: why you want to talk all funny, sing all weird, and have those old dudes make all your beats? Oh. That's why.

Beasties: on location, touring around the nation. they're always on vacation.

Collective Soul : calling them cheesy wouldn't really do any justice.

Counting Crows : it's all very true, every word of it. lots of pianos. predominant funeral music.

The Cure : one song every band wants to cover, and alot of other songs nobody else has ever heard.

 

Dust Bros: much like the way that an effects processor does nothing when there's no instrument plugged into it, the dust brothers... effectively process.

 

Foo Fighters : maybe he always wanted to play guitar... The drummer from Nirvana emerges (and multitracks).

Green Day : most of their videos involve either walking around, or being pulled around by a couch that is somehow moving.

 

Ivy: Blessing of a great find, if anyone you know has graced a mixtape with a song or two of theirs.

Jethro Tull: sounds like the name of that guy who always asks you for change, who probably owes you a thousand dollars by now.

Jimi Hendrix: greatest guitarist of all time? there's still room in the future.

 

 

 

Modest Mouse: I can't be a fool for everyone that I don't know. And neither can they.

Nirvana: kurt cobain is that kid you never talked to, but used to always see on the bus...

 

Pink Floyd : why they ever chose a name like that for a band is as random as all of their music in general.

 

Radiohead: They sung, ice age coming in a song. Then released, I might be wrong. Go figure. I sure didn't.

Smashing Punkins: for such a whiny lead singer, they sure do make an awfully great band.

Stereolab: French experimental electronica pop music. How could you possibly lose?

Tori Amos : That crazy girl who lives next door, who always thinks you're voyeristic but you never look into her windows, specifically because the shades are never, ever drawn.

 

 

 

 

 


Zepplin: Hammer of the Gods! I wonder if they're a big fan of the beastie boys...